Okay, MMM, enough is enough, well done for saving enough to retire in your 30’s, a tip of the hat for creating a website that rakes in cash for you. You will always have my thanks for opening my eyes to FIRE, but please, please stop the April Fool’s posts. They’re not funny, and I find them more than a little crass. I know you’re in a wonderful financial position, but to use that to make a joke is pretty poor taste really, especially when most people reading will be aspiring to achieve what you have.
Doom, you should know better, don’t make a habit of it.